Implants
Implants is a digital short film starring Pardis Parker (Canadian Comedy Awards) and Evany Rosen (Picnicface). Written and Directed by Pardis Parker www.pardisparker.com Copyright 2010 Pardis Parker Awards and Distinctions 2011 Margaret River Shorts Film Festival – Finalist 2011 Beloit International Film Festival – Finalist Official Selection: 2011 PollyGrind Film Festival 2011 Sexy International Paris Film Festival 2011 Ventura Film Festival 2011 Blue Whiskey Independent Film Festival 2011 Interrobang Film Festival 2011 Santa Fe 3-Minute Film Fest 2011 Hill Country Film Festival 2011 Buttered Corn on the Cob Film Festival 2011 Big Dam Film Festival 2011 Derby City Film Festival 2010 Wet Your Pants Comedy Film Festival 2010 Silver Wave Film Festival 2010 Calgary International Film Festival 2010 1737 Film Festival

ya shes here looks like a giant samion you know what they say about samion they like to be peeled hahah lmao!!
this was stupid. You suck as a comedian.
@RoonilWazlib62442 he’s looking at her in the mirror, lol
picnic face
@RoonilWazlib62442 The camera is looks directly at him, but looking at her through a mirror. She is directly too the left of the camera and you can see her hair get in front of the lens near the end. The mysterious hand is the guy’s reflection in the mirror. In relation to the camera his hand is below the lens but visible barely in the mirror.
1:30 whose hand is that?
…it’s a bear lol
hhhh thats an ipod touch
Your welcome…
So wouldn’t the latter be like eating plastic fruit? Meh.
I LIKE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS VIDEO!!!!!
Im slightly confused….
what are the songs which he uses for both credits?
“To taste the way a used sponge smells”
WOW!
THIS IS A GREAT DESCRIPTION OF THE TASTE OF OLD FRUITS!
@dpattiris I think it was “I peel breasts”, hence her disturbed look.
lmaoo
@dpattiris i peel breasts.
this was great!
What did he say at the end before last credits? I feel breasts?
wtf