How would one go about performing an at-home breast reduction/breast lift operation?
It can’t be that hard, can it??
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It can’t be that hard, can it??
Categories: Breast Lift Tags: about, athome, Breast, lift, operation, Performing, reduction/breast, would
no.. just grab a knife and start cutting
“one” wouldn’t, especially one named Monicka. You should really do some research into speaking with a doctor about this.
Wait! What are you doing….you do know there are girls with no boobs right?! have some compassion!
Fire up the chain saw…..
oh, that’s easy. All you need is a vacuum cleaner, a steak knife and lots and lots of paper towels.
Be sure to wash the knife first.
Um. Terrible idea.
YOU DONT SMARTASS!
That would involve a hand held paper punch, flexible drinking straws, or a canister wet/dry vacuum with no attachment at the end.
how big are they and how much do you want to loose?
I’m almost positive I saw instructions on the internet one time….let me come over and we can do it together….K
Ok, first, get yourself a clean utility knife and a Shop Vac…..
Use your teeth and start chewing away but don’t swallow. Spit excess flesh into a bucket.
if you can do that perfectly, I’ll let you use your mouth to perform a reverse circumcision, no spitting.
Thanks.
You can sell them on ebay these days,buyer pays surgeon. Put the knife down.
I don’t know about the reduction but as for the lift,all you need to do is stand on your head and voila!…xxx
I think we can probably look up the details on the internet and get a how-to video from Youtube. I have sharp knives, sewing thread & knitting needles – what time should I come by??
Will anyone be boiling water?? I think we may need that. Oh – and some bandaids, too.
Dang Bev… they cant be that big do they fall to your knees when you take that harness off? Oh well do like me flop em over when you turn in the bed.. dont get rid of them they might come in handy one day to knock the hell out of a burgler.
I don’t want to hear about any sort of breast reduction!!!!
Now the lift, the only home remedy I know of is if I come over and lift them for you.
I’ll be there in a couple of minutes.
you need a knife and a shop-vac
You should get me or JT over there and say they are really tootsie pops and see how many licks it takes to get them down. It would be more fun that way.
Puncture the boob and then do a lipo with your vacuum, then blow dry to tighten skin…Painless…
What a horrible, horrible phrase…”breast reduction”.
*shudders*
I think my sister could do it…she seen hair transplant surgeries and I think that qualifies her…she wants to know where to get her degree in doctor
Simply cut a 6 inch swatch out of your back & pull the remaining ends together & stitch it up. You will have excessive cleavage at first but gravity will bring them closer together as time goes on.
You’ll need a large bottle of whiskey and a very sharp knife. Whatever you cut off, I want, and in return, I’ll hold up what’s left of those luscious bewbies.
I think the last guy I dated tried that on me. Want his number?
You just need a man with a stiff sausage to stand behind you and support them in his calloused hands.
it would be on me!! my surgery was scheduled for early nov. but im thinking seriously about moving it up.
and btw, exactly how big r beaver breasts that u need them reduced???
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LOL – I lover your humor – Get a sharp knife, some thread and a good needle and go to work I guess.
VERY CAREFULLY???
im moving up my surgery to next month. i want it over with!
Duct Tape
You hold the book, I’ll operate.
Don’t let AJ’s sister help or you will wind up with a flat, hairy chest, kinda like Guido but with less leather.
I made the incision down the center of my back and pulled everything really tight whilst standing on my head and sewed it up…It looks smashing from the front. From the back well, I look like a shark.
A spatula, a hell of a lot of Alcohol, and a meat cleaver….(bit of super glue just in case)
be like NIKE